black breadpig shirt
$19 + worldwide shipping

These 100% cotton black American Apparel shirts tend to be a bit snug, so be sure to check the male / female size charts. We've performed numerous tests to conclude that there are no adverse effects on one's ability to rock while wearing them. You'll just be really comfortable.

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testimonials
I feel like I can save the world when I'm wearing this shirt. It's as though a gaping void in my soul has been filled whenever I'm embraced by the 100% cotton of my breadpig tee.

-- Connor Dolan, Reston, VA, USA

I win!

-- Jacob Winthrop, Columbia, MD, USA

If we'd had the breadpig on our side in 1775, we wouldn't have needed to kick the Brits' asses again in 1812.

-- Thomas Jefferson, Charlottesville, VA, USA

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