brown breadpig shirt
$19 + worldwide shipping

These 100% cotton brown American Apparel shirts tend to be a bit snug, so be sure to check the male / female size charts. We've performed numerous tests to conclude that there are no adverse effects on one's ability to pwn n00bz while wearing them. You'll just be really comfortable.

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I was just like every other college student until I got this shirt. Now I'm like every other college student with a brown breadpig shirt!

-- Chad Shelton, Charlottesville, VA, USA

The breadpig has tricked children around the world into thinking pigs with bread wings could fly, resulting in the falling deaths of countless pigs with slices of bread glued to their bodies. This nefarious swine must be thwarted.

-- Jack Thompson, Coral Gables, FL, USA

The last time I wore my breadpig shirt, I got 2 epic set piece drops!!! I haven't changed my clothes in 72 hours.

-- Kathanxu, lvl 70 Gnome Warlock, Duskwood server

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