This t-shirt is as "Chinese" I am, which is to say, not at all.
-- Huu Nguyen, NY, NY, USA
To be suspicious is not a fault. To be suspicious all the time without coming to a conclusion is the defect.
I conclude that this shirt is a masterpiece.
-- Lu Xun, Guangzhou City, China
I see what you did there.
-- Confucius, Qufu, China