breadpig: the geek gear - world-saving t-shirts

$18 + worldwide shipping These 100% cotton navy American Apparel shirts tend to be a bit snug, so be sure to check the male / female size charts. We've performed numerous tests to conclude that there are no adverse effects on one's ability to pwn n00bz while wearing them. You'll just be really comfortable.




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testimonials

I did not approve this shirt.

-- Philip K. Dick, Santa Ana, CA, USA

My feelings are rather conflicted about this t-shirt.

-- Rick Deckard, San Francisco, CA, USA

Great design, but I prefer the term 'Artificial Person' myself.

-- Bishop, LV-426, Zeta II Reticuli system

Believing one's shirt to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind; in this case, I'll make an exception.

-- Data, USS Enterprise-D

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